Sex with the Teacher

A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom
asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my
teacher today."

"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father
comes home!!!", says the mom.

A while later the father comes home and the mom says,
"Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been
really bad today."

Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so
mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied
the boy.

"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women
just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What
are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my
son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take
you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been

So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest,
shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it
home son?" asks dad.

The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."