Flying the Queen's Skies
The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone
into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down
the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your
trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed,
rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch"